larxenesomebody:

mjolkk:

oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. 

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat 

am i a bad person  



mrsdetectiveryan:

skeletree:

thecupisaportkey:

I wonder what britain’s going to do when its 20 actors die

I thought British actors were like phoenixes. Instead of dying, they just burst into flames and then a new British actor rises from the ashes and takes their place.


theloveyoumake:

lord-kitschener:

ussawesome:

soujizz:

american schools never teach anything about australian history

australia could be a piece of rock that fell from space and was colonized by magical talking platypuses and i would never know

I’m pretty sure that’s fairly accurate actually

Don’t forget the numerous creatures with neurotoxins.

Omg this is true. I had never noticed.




hemsworthss:

9 pictures of Chris Evans on the set of the Avengers (asked by no one, but you’re welcome.)



hemsworthss:

Banner: But why me and why Sesame Street?
Coulson: Well, they are colorful creatures. You know… like… the Other Guy. 


mandylasers:

In which baby!Peter is afraid of flying and the dads find out about his powers.

THIS MAKES NO SENSE, I’M SORRY I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY AND I HAVE A LOT OF SUPERFAMILY FEELS.


theillustriousmissjo:

that’s why Steve likes Tony so much, he’s like capitalism personified



Peter (and roommates) discovers Tumblr’s Domestic Avengers (and Steve x Tony shippers) - suggested by voiceofanightingale


How I am expected to drink in front of people

vinecharm:

How I drink by myself


“…you know you could have just asked,”